i-am-greg-lestrade:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

Hello, sir, you are an idiot.

Is David Tennant even real?

home-of-a-heart:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN OR I WILL KILL

Why does no one ever talk about Andromeda Tonks I mean she was a pure-blood Slytherin in the Black family and she still chose to marry a muggle born despite being disowned and then she raised one of the most badass witches in all of existence and joined the Order of the Phoenix and when her husband, daughter and son-in-law all died in the war, she stepped up and helped raise Teddy seriously that woman was a fucking hero.

marilynhanson:

this is innocuous until you remember that sirius probably reread this at some point during ootp, that while he was under house arrest he probably came across this reminder that james had been dealing with the same circumstance: locked up away from the fight.

brave loud brilliant beautiful james, who snuck out as prongs when he could and who waited to see sirius again, maybe running under the moon again.

reading this it’s clear that the one person who would have understood sirius in ootp was james. the one who always, unfailingly, eternally understood sirius was james potter — and he was gone except for memories and photographs and faded ink.

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE 

HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

monicapotters:

greysmeme+ [5/9] episodes - Now or never
↳Did you say it? ‘I love you. I don’t ever want to live without you. You changed my life.’ Did you say it? Make a plan. Set a goal. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around; Drink it in ‘cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow.

taylorswift:

9/20/14 (x)

Having long hair again was a thrill.

taylorswift:

"I’m dancing on my own//I make the moves up as I go."

tarukai788:

thatonechick42:

littlecupcakenymph:

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Oh.My.God. 

There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!

THAT RESPECT WOMEN?

THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?

What.is.happening.

Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!

the fact that this is shocking is saddening.

sensibilitywithspiceofsweetness:

all-the-fandoms-and-gifs:

Google is still in denial

so are the rest of us